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174 "'Yes, I'd like help out to the car…and a babysitter, a glass of wine, dinner out, and a good night's sleep.' May all your birthday dreams come true." |
164 "Wrong color, wrong size, wrong style, wrong fit...wrong age. Happy Birthday." |
175 "Remember when looking good was so much quicker and cheaper? Happy Birthday." |
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141 "And so it begins. Happy Birthday." |
132 "This birthday puts you somewhere between ripe and compost. Happy Birthday." |
143 "At our age this is what's known as 'getting lucky'. Happy Birthday." |
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150 "Bifocals are for sissies. Happy Birthday." |
121 "How can a year go by so fast when five minutes of exercise takes forever? Happy Birthday." |
139 "Isn't it amazing what a little prune juice will do? Happy Birthday." |
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MORE SAMPLES ...and FOR THE GUYS |
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106 "I've always admired your ability to do two things at once." |
176 "Hope that you are recovering in the company of friends - Oprah, Ellen, Regis…" |